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Kancil or pig

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U see this kancil used to park infront of my house and my neighbor's for a couple of years now. This idiot surprisingly live in house number 2. U see house no 1 is opposite of mine, and there is another house beside his and then there is where this idiot live. Can U see how far this idiot house from ours? It doesn't seem that this idiot has problems with space. He has two cars parked inside, and free space infront of his house. His neighbor on the left have two cars and his neighbor on the right only has one pickup. After a confrontation, this idiot only parked on work days in the morning only however this only took effect for a couple of weeks or so before he revert back to his unethical habit. After talk failed we act. We tried a different approach, at dawn we parked outside on that spot to stop that idiot from parking there, for a week, it took effect for three weeks afterward before that idiot revert back again to his old unethical habit. So what's the problem? Uned...

My Neighbour Totoro

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I'm feeling down this month, I've been ripped off for $300 ( burn in hell who ever took it), worst month of the year so far. So I went to a friend house to talk about it (Talking about a problem helps a lot). I've not seen him for a while since he's married a couple of years ago. To my surprise the problem I'm facing is nothing compared to his (see what I mean talk is cure). So I decided to help him with my writing (I knew my skill one day will comes handy). He have a problem with his uncivilized neighbour. I took the liberty to take some proof (it is suggested that you should documented any problem U have so that U have proof in case U need to take the matter to court), these are some pictures showing the problem. Some what two years ago  when the neighbour finished remodelling their house, adding an additional structure to its original frame they left my friend a gift. A pile of rubble was left in the no man's land leaning to his fence whe...

Mr. know it all

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I found out there are two kinds of people in this world. The know-how and the know-it-all. The know-how is the one who got the required knowledge and the know-it-all is someone who gives the impression of knowing everything yet exactly the opposite. When I was a student I owned a PC, like many other students I used it mostly to play games and watch movies and of course for its secondary usage, to finish my assignments. (back in those days we doesn't have broadband yet, and there're no hot spot in our campus, so we don't surf much because it cost money, we need to go to the cybercafe to surf the internet.) So sometimes I have problem with it. In my early days before I know a thing or two about computering, I sought help from others and this is where I met such a people, mostly the know-it-all kind. The know-how will quickly point out the problem and propose a solution. But the know-it-all, instead of replying the issue being raise they will end up feeding unnec...

Ambank Pasaraya, a series of unfortunate events

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I lost my road-tax. Since I took ambank insurance, I returned to ambank for help, at bandar pasaraya around 11.20 on 1st March 2013 to prey for information, talked to one of the staff at the table nearest to the main door and it turn out to be another heart broken trip there. The staff is rude and clueless, she won't even make eye contact not to mention a smile. My first heart broken trip there was last year, asking to change my phone number associated with my credit card, but the staff, at the table next to the atm machines, won't entertain me, "You can do it online ma." Said him, without even looking. It was at ambank sg dua and its benign staff, I got my phone number changed and my insurance renewed. Back to today, so, heart broken I drove to ambank, town, 7.9 km away, and luckily the staff there mend my broken heart. While the public services are urged to emulate the private sector, ambank pasaraya took the other way around, ditching their private s...

An envious year

It has been five years I have serves moe, never before I took any leave and went home earlier than I supposed to, except this year which I have an important business to attend to, a once in a life time business, that the date already fixated. All those years when I'm around until the last day, there never was any last minutes business call upon, except this envious year, approximately a month after final year exam NOTHING came in, when i just busily filling in for anybody's away, Just on the day I suppose to fly, calls pours in maliciously, asking for this and that. Once I'm safely on the ground thousand kilometers away across the south China sea more calls came in malevolency asking for this and that. Why there's NOTHING when I'm available !! I just took this one leave in five years for crying out loud!!! and suddenly all hell break lose?!!! I remembered the task was just to photocopy their result and pass on to the head office...

Circusly Election, an UPSI Dilemma

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A friend of mine graduated from UPSI a few months ago, she did her diploma there. Sadly UPSI doesn't work like UiTM where its diploma holder with qualified CGPA may be admitted automatically into their degree program. UPSI doesn't give that pleasure to their own product regardless CGPA like anyone else. Instead, their diploma holder is alienated and been treated like a non UPSian. UPSI made them go through the same process of application as STPM or non UPSI's diploma holder, that is to take Medsi for the second time and go through interviewing process again altogether, which student will likely be ousted at the interview phase. Recently, campus elections had just ended. There are two factions battling each other in every campus in Malaysia, namely the pro M and the pro A. The pro M was reported as the left foot of the opposition inside every campus, while the pro A some say is the government of the day supporter, while other says, it is the true ...

I don't want to give up my phone number, Mr Google

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I have another blog which I’m very active at and have a high number of readers, approximately 100 readers per post. There's nothing illegal regarding the content, just topic people love to read so much these days. For the past few years Google persistently attempt to get my phone number regarding to that blog by creating an extra door every time I log in. At that time however there is an option where I can click away the annoying request. A small link like those asterisks on weight loss products. Until last night, just after posting another controversial thread, I go about promoting the thread, and at one point I was logged out involuntarily. When I tried to log back in, a warning appeared, asking me to verify my account. We've detected unusual activity on your account. To immediately restore access to your account, choose how to verify your account.  Then, asking (again) for my phone number. The only different this time there's no click away button. Whe...

it's another PROVIDER isn't it?

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Salam2all, Muslim and Jews are prohibited from consuming pork, May be some of us the faithful might sometimes wonder what does pork taste  like. Well u just could ask those who consume pork, but that's too easy. It is more appetizing to know from the mouth of those whose prohibited  yet consume it anyway. Its like choosing the hardship of climbing Everest manually over the ease of going up there by helicopter. Most take the prohibiton of pork seroiusly but neglected the alcohol and  adultery prohibiton. Those who commit adultery and consume alcohol habitually restrain pork even though drinking, adultring and pork consuming were considered in the sin (same) category, interesting isn't it? So how do I want to get an answer from those who are not allowed to eat  pork yet have consume it, not out of ignorant or emergency but  deliberately and adore the taste as its finger licking good. After a deep thought, I decided ...

They're Robbing Us

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Celcom really got under my skin, I was winning at chess on FB when suddenly the connection was lost abruptly, the opponent got a free wins. This is not the first time but happened numerous times before. From 8-12pm there's a network outage, everyday, no solution for the past three years, and no deduction or cutback on your bill every months. Some might suggest may be its at the end of the month, the answer is a frigging NO, its everyday. I surf around to see if others have the same problem with celcom broadband, as a matter effect, there loadssss of them. 1.  all about her: celcom babi 2. nizran's site: Celcom yang babi 3. Gua nak rilek-rilek: Celcom equal pig 4. Celcom broadband dan siput babi|Umarvellous That is broadband, while another story with phone line, constantly i get advertising message, type on this, type on that. I paid for the line it is not free, i doesn't deserve to get annoying interruption like that, I really doesn't need it foremost wh...

Beaten up and forced into sex

Beaten up and forced into sex By R.S.N. MURALI murali@thestar.com.my MALACCA: A 19-year-old girl was locked up, assaulted and forced to have sex with several men whom her captors brought before she was rescued during a police raid at a budget hotel in Taman Melaka Raya here. The victim, from Sungai Semun, Perak, told police she was battered with a television cable several times and her pictures taken whenever she bathed at the home of a 20-year-old woman, said to be vice ring’s leader. One of her captors threatened to upload her nude pictures on YouTube if she refused to be a hooker. The victim, in her police report, claimed she was forced to entertain “many clients” even though she was exhausted after every session. A police team, who had been on the trail of the ring leader, raided the hotel and nabbed three women before rescuing the victim. In a follow-up operation, police picked up a 21-year-old man in Klebang near here and seized several of the victim’s belongin...

ASS TRO

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I heard Astro owner is having trouble with the law in India. Since those wimps we elected don't have the ball to take actions on behalf of the people against the arrogant Astro, the little people goes to a much higher more absolute authority. And prayer of the little people had been answered, I hope he is convicted. Muahahaha....

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH

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Foreign ship detained for flying Jalur Gemilang upside down By DESIREE TRESA GASPER JOHOR BARU: A foreign vessel has been detained for flying the Malaysian flag upside down off the coast of Tanjung Piai here. It is learnt that the ship had been flying the Jalur Gemilang upside down since Malaysia Day on Sept 16 and was spotted by authorities a day later. The Malaysian Maritime Enforcement Agency (APMM) (southern region) commander First Admiral Zulkifli Abu Bakar said that the agency was currently questioning the captain of the vessel to find out why the flag was being flown upside down. “The Indonesian captain and a couple of his crewmen have been brought in for questioning APMM headquarters here. “The other 12 crewmen aged between 23 to 54 years from Indonesia, India and China have also been detained to assist in investigations,” he said in a press statement. [star] ~And we continue feeding their kind while they continue hurting us. One incident after another, from the ganyang Malaysi...

Ju On IV

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Once, twice or trice or more, in our life we would meet a cork suxking jerk. When I entered main camp, back in the early 2000, I happened to share a room with a final year jerk who's been kicked out of his room's after getting caught stealling from his roommate. It was a room of four, the other two was ok except this thief. Actually that partition wasn't even his. It was for another junior who never showed up. At first this jerkly moronic thief was ok, and i stupidly belief his story of him being framed, sadly. He mind his business and i mind mine so as the other 2 seniors which now make 3 with me the only junior. i don't even recalled what he looks like or what his name is, because i don't care, i just want to live in peace, but i do know and remebered the other two. Just when I think it wont get any worse,,,, It does! unfortunately. One day i made a mistake, the other two seniors were ok, ah small matter for junior who just ente...