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Mind reading, literally? Sound impossible. Technically can be done with sample and statistic. Perasan is excessively proud of one's appearance or accomplishment which only seen by that particular person yet other perceive as ordinary. U'll know one when u feel sorry hearing to this guy speaking highly of him/herself of his 'good lookingness' and how he claimed everybody's trying to flirt him/her. Yet also u'll know that that is a joke when u are laughing and that is an exception. the exact perasan is when u're not laughing, with uneasiness in your gut and feeling sorry for this guy. Anyway, have anybody ever wonder what is in the mind of a vain person (vain is the closest meaning to perasan even though not the exact). what he/she sees in the mirror everyday if it is not broken. what makes he/she think of which he/she is not? while he or she is in the right mind and not high of any kind of drugs. A vain person often get over react over somebody's just bei...

Who do you consider a vain person? A person who got it all and excessively proud of it or a person who is 'high', who him/herself alone think he/she got it all while others don't think the same way and to make thing worse, he/she "excessively proud of it" tee he he. Lets take the second definition, a person who doesn't.. yet full of him/herself. It is either, first, this person is pulling a hilarious joke or second, this person is lost, completely. How do u know when u meet one? If u meet the first one, u are laughing. The second one is quite complicated of mix reaction of either pity or disgust that may be u will either pause or pout upon reaction. second, pout?.. if there is even a little reason left in this guy's head, he/she wont be babbling about what is supposed to be laughing about. if u have the courage. tell him/her. If not walk away. First, pause?.. of holding not to burst out of laughter or just feeling sorry for this guy muahaha. This kinda per...

Ali seorang guru di sebuah sekolah di jajahan Gua Musang. Isterinya juga seorang guru tetapi bertugas di Kota Bahru. Pada tiap-tiap hujung minggu Ali akan memandu seorang diri dari Gua Musang ke Kota Bharu dan kembali. Setiap kali mahu pulang, kawan-kawannya berpesan, "awas hantu takde kepala, ramai dah kena". Ali membalas dengan senyuman usikan mereka kerna selama ini beliau selamat. Hujung minggu itu Ali bertolak selepas solat jumaat, pertengahan perjalanan tirai senja mula berlabuh saki baki mentari masih mengintai dari balik bukit bukau, dalam kekuningan rembang senja itu Ali melihat ada seorang lelaki di tepi jalan melambai tangan menahan keretanya. Ali zahirnya seorang yang baik hati, lantas dia memperlahankan keretanya lalu menyapa, "nak ke mana Pak Cik" dijawab orang tua itu "Pak Cik nak tumpang ke Kuala Krai, dah lama tunggu bas tak sampai-sampai" Ali tersenyum sambil menjawab " Owh, tak de masalah" seraya membuka pintu kereta. Perjalana...

Seorang kawan bernama Zahari yang mempunyai anugerah boleh melihat makhluk halus pernah bercerita. Satu hari keretanya rosak di pertengahan jalan di kawasan estate getah pada waktu tengah malam. Dia pun memberhentikan kereta di siring jalan lalu keluar memeriksa keretanya. Puas membelek dia tidak tahu kenapa keretanya rosak. Line telefon pun tak ada untuk meminta bantuan. Kecewa, Zahari pun mula berjalan mencari bantuan walaupun kawasan itu agak mustahil mempunyai penduduk. Tiba-tiba Zahari nampak bayang rumah agam di tengah-tengah hutan. Zahari menapak mendekati rumah agam itu. Rupa-rupanya rumah usang. Tiba-tiba rintik-rintik hujan mulai mencium Zahari bertubi-tubi. Tanpa berfikir panjang dia pun berlari menerpa masuk ke dalam rumah itu. Rumah itu seakan-akan asrama lama. Zahari berjalan-jalan sepanjang coridor rumah itu. Sampai di satu bilik dia terhenti bila mendengar bunyi suara budak berborak-borak dalam satu kumpulan kecil. Zahari menjenguk dan melihat sekumpulan anak hantu seda...

There's a dead lizard in the sauce! ALOR SETAR: An eatery owner in Langgar town, near here, was shocked to see what she claimed was a dead house lizard in a bottle of sauce which was to be used for cooking. Nor Hashima Mohd Noor, 29, said the dead lizard was noticed by her worker, Nor Hayati Abu Hassan, 25, who wanted to use the sauce to cook Mee Bandung for a customer, on Wednesday. "When my worker was pouring out the sauce which I had just bought from a nearby sundry shop into a bowl, she saw something whitish with a tail but did not think it was a house lizard. "But when my friend and I looked at it closely, we were shocked to find that it was a dead lizard," said Nor Hashima, adding that she tried to contact the manufacturer's telephone number printed on the label but failed. ~ the star Emm yummy, no wonder that sauce taste soooo gooood. They put extra ingredient in there emm emm i'm lovin it. Hey berries n cherries :p I've started writi...

What's contribute partially to school gangsterism is certain local comic that influenced by Japanese anime. This comic always depict a school student which happened to be a kindhearted gangster who tries to put wrong things right in his own way, take justice into his own hand. Porah. no oil mix with water, no good mix with evil. don't imbue our children with flaws ambitions. Youngster tend to believe gangsterism, rempit and smoking = rocks. The truth is it doesn't even dangdut. What's rock is when u excel at school in academic or sport or art or everything that pleased your mom and dad and earn yourself a place at a higher learning institute whether its academical or talent based instead of getting yourself there through quota or 3 to 5 credits requirement. Why is this important, so that one day, no need of you to defend yourself when u are somewhere with somebody questioning your credential.

Woman falls 12 floors to her death PUTRAJAYA: A woman fell 12 floors to her death at an apartment block in Precinct 9 here after she is said to have tried climbing down from a rope made out of blankets. ~ the star Can U believe this, someone actually thought a blanket rope could work, can support an adult body weight? adding the last straw, from a 12 floors height? Apparently, most things shown on TV are for entertainment purposes only. That is why an escapee was never filmed climbing down a blanket rope. What usually shown is either the feet is about to reach the ground or the madu 3 found just the blanket rope tied to the window pane indicating a successful escape. Even if there was, it is almost impossible from a 12 floors down. from a double storey? May be, even so, use the stairs, please. Wonder why she turned dare devil? Another case of maid abuse or just a runaway maid's misfortune.

Nude body of woman found in bushes BUKIT MERTAJAM: The nude body of a woman was found in some bushes near an oil palm estate at Berapit here today. Penang Criminal Investigations Department chief SAC Zahruddin Abddullah said that passers-by discovered the body, which was starting to decompose, at about 10.30am and called the police. Police believe the woman was murdered in a nearby hut belonging to the Penang Water Supply Corporation where traces of blood were found, he told reporters at the scene. ~ MMail Again?. Not long ago in Johore a 14 years old girl was murdered and left under a heap of palm leaves. before that a body of a girl was found stuffed in a luggage bag. before before that in Perak a body of a 16 years old half naked girl was found in a ditch in a palm estate believed was raped and murdered. Is it possible this media linkage is a curse. Every incident reported triggered another identical incident. There was bus accident before another bus accident before another...

Hunt for man who filmed himself killing two kittens Sunday, 26 December 2010 10:42 LONDON – A man is being sought after filming himself killing two kittens in a home-made execution chamber - and posting the horrific video online. The sicko, thought to be British, is seen suffocating the cute animals in a vacuum bag. He put them in the transparent container, and zipped it shut before connecting a vacuum cleaner nozzle. The two kittens back away as he started sucking the air out - and suddenly stopped moving as they are suffocated. The callous hoodie then grabbed their lifeless bodies and dropped them on a nearby bed. ~MM Everybody want to be famous these days. Some became a successful miming artist and believe it or not he/she got the time and guts to go thru all the make up, self recording and self editing. Its ok as long as it doesn't offend anybody, but there are 'superior' group while downloading illegal clips came across the miming clip and felt offended by this purport...

100 nails and screws found on road By EDMUND NGO edmundngo@thestar.com.my GEORGE TOWN: About 100 pieces of nails, screws and bolts were found strewn over a busy stretch of road here, sparking fears that they could have been deliberately scattered by unscrupulous people. ~ the star This is not new, some people actually make money this way, they cause the trouble and later they also sells the solution. In this case some people wanted to make money by replacing punctured tyres so they created the problem by scattering spiky object along the road to fish out for victims. So as the question of who created computer virus. I strongly believe it was created by anti-virus company so that they would stay in business beside the minor amateur virus creator and the big guns fighting the cold war. There 1001 ways of making money some sells hope by writing book of how to make easy money that actually work for the writer only (royalties from the book sold of course). Some created needs, like the ...

A few minutes ago, I've been wandering thru cyberspace and i bumped into a partisan blog which caught my attention. In the first paragraph the author posted a surah from the glorious Quran which Allah the Exalted tells us, "O you who believe! Let not a group scoff at another group, it may be that the latter are better than the former. Nor let (some) women scoff at other women, it may be that the latter are better than the former. ~49:11 Somewhere in the middle, he was despisingly scoffing a CM of a state as black, literally, name calling the CM, Mamak kutty and depicted him as teh tarik brewer. Understandably he have some issues with this CM, so let him be, it is his fight with the CM. Now what's with the mamak, the black and the teh tarik brewer. Paradoxically, now he is belittling contemptuously the mamak and the teh tarik brewer, marginalizing the black, that is doubtfully has something to do with this fight? Deliberately or unintentionally defying the beautiful surah ...

GTP: Raising rural income by growing pricey tapioca 2010/11/29 By Desmond Davidson KUCHING: The humble tapioca, long a source of food for the country's rural folk, will soon be planted nationwide as a cash crop to supplement their income. Rural and Regional Development Minister Datuk Seri Shafie Apdal said yesterday tapioca was suitable as a cash crop now because it fetched high prices in the local and international markets. "Tapioca is now a source of many products. But its use for biofuel ethanol is the reason why it fetches high prices. ~NST Who says money doesn't grow on tress. We human tend to go for easy money, well who wouldn't? and that is where terms such as 'makan atas angin', 'ali baba', get rich quick scheme, and MLM became so popular. Have land, we mortgaged it to get easy money to buy stocks that purportedly make easy money that eventually dry up. Kill the goose that lays the golden eggs. Once there was an anonymous friend constan...

or father... Man comes clean and pleads guilty to dirty deeds A 39-YEAR-OLD civilian employee of the Singapore police force masturbated in his office before adding his semen into his female colleagues’ drinking bottles , Nanyang Siang Pau reported. Sim Keng Tee approached his colleagues on the pretext of having a chat with them before secretly recording them drinking the water with his mobile phone. The administrative staff started his despicable act on Feb 21, 2008 when he masturbated in front of a woman colleague’s photo. He kept his semen in a bottle before pouring it into her drinking bottle. ~ read more /sweat A man would go thru any hardship, risking everything, his career or even his life to achieve his sexual nirvana, creatively. Surprisingly turning down the easier way, Marriage. Do U know where your drinking bottle is? /XD

A tranny (she-male) invited a few newly made male friends to his hotel room to party *ehem ehem* end ups walloped and robed. Harian Metro reported. That's totally hardcore. (x_x Now that is unfortunate or what. Sometimes what U wish for comes in a package. Wish for a beauty queen as a wife in return she is lazy to the core. Wish for wealth... always come with insecurity, later the money goes to alarm and safety. A friend was unhappy when he was posted to the boondocks later applied to be transferred to the city, eventually his application was answered just to find himself worried over the rent gone thru the roof later on. Careful what u wish for, cause u might regret it. Be grateful.

Excessively lauding. We've been fed with lies all the way. Non stop, including days we considered important. Take wedding for example. Every wedding they would play the "bagai pinang dibelah dua" over and over again, yet when we meet the brides, it is not even close to the so called "bagai pinang dibelah dua". (usually the groom) What are they trying to do, being sarcastic? on a wedding? So what are u suggesting? vis-a-vis? get real, beast always go for beauty, won't go for another beast. No,,, I meant here, GET REAL and play other song, how many times do u want to repeat this song? don't make fun of others coz someday somebody will make fun of U. I was talking to the DJ of a kenduri kahwin. m(_ _)m

Cerai isteri tidak cantik makin meningkat KUCHING: Ada sesetengah lelaki yang bergelar suami sanggup melepaskan isteri masing-masing selepas mendakwa wanita dinikahi tidak lagi kelihatan menarik dan cantik seperti ketika mereka berkenalan dan melangsungkan perkahwinan dulu. Mereka menganggap perubahan wajah dan penampilan wanita terbabit memaksa mereka mencari pengganti sehingga menyebabkan rumah tangga dibina mulai goyah, malah ada yang membawa kepada perceraian. Perkara ini didedahkan Menteri Muda di Pejabat Ketua Menteri (Hal Ehwal Agama), Datuk Daud Abd Rahman yang memberitahu, kadar perceraian di kalangan pasangan Islam di negeri ini semakin meningkat saban tahun disebabkan ada suami menganggap isterinya tidak cantik apabila mencapai satu tempoh. ~ Metro /hmm Err ladies kalau u all bijak u all beranak banyak-banyak dulu sebelum jadi tak cantik sure hubby u tak berani tinggal u.

He who walks, walks alone. I'm on a six weeks leave. I left my astoniswara AB over sea. Without wheels, very difficult and time consuming to travel, but still got legs, functional, both of them. Need to go out to do something. Have to opt for other means. He who takes the bus, save the planet.

Bicycle bomb kills three civilians in Afghanistan JALALABAD, Afghanistan — Three civilians were killed and another 25 were wounded when a bomb fixed to a bicycle exploded in eastern Afghanistan, the governor said. AFP Reported. Bicycle? Either they're out of cars or out of cash. /hmm Define terrorism? called our former PM, Dr Mahathir, but 'they' never answer. They afraid it might include their best friend, Israel. So terrorism remain ambiguous, what is done by non friend is terror and what is done by friend is self defense, whilst it's the same thing. Until terrorism is defined terror continues.

Divorcee tries to rape ex-wife OTHER NEWS & VIEWS Compiled by CHRISTINA TAN, KHAIRUL ASHRAF KAMMED and A. RAMAN A MAN who couldn’t get over his divorce tried to rape his ex-wife after discovering that she had become more attractive since their separation, Harian Metro reported. ~the star Define Gila Talak? /wahaha Let us read again, "she had become more attractive since their separation." Got that? Is it literally? Means she once ugly then after divorce, she biologically and hormonally altered thus become more attractive? or she is what she is but decided to dress up after her divorce? or the guy just didn't noticed (that she IS beautiful) when she was his, emm sadly nobody ever did. You never know what U have until U lose it.

Teen wallops girlfriend over break-up 2010/11/16 JOHOR BARU: An 18-year-old was violently assaulted with a stick, kicked and slapped when she wanted to break up with her boyfriend on Sunday. The boyfriend, also 18, then threatened to stalk and stab her if she reported the assault to the police. Fearing for her life, the teenager lodged a report and police are now looking for the boyfriend. ~NST Every time somebody says "no police", that's exactly the time a fella should get himself over to the police. (",) Beaten up with a stick, splashed with engine oil, slap and kick then threatened to stalk and stab wow that's really defined wallops eh. Next time do it quietly never spell it out, starts with delaying, delay to answer call and sms. Show hesitancy to go out together and everything. Make excuses, unreasonable one even better, hopefully he geddit earlier, until he peter out and take the first step to avoid U, and that's how its done. Luckily this inci...