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SUDAHKAH ANDA POTONG ASTRO

After receiving Astro bill this month, I noticed that astro did go ahead with the increment despite objections from a lot of people. Corporate is above the law. I contacted them intending to terminate the service but they told me that i can't do that since I'm an under one year user thus still enslaved chained to an agreement I sign up earlier, an agreement in favour of astro that did mention the user cannot unsubscribe under one year. To be fair Astro too have to be bind by agreement that it cannot impose new rate to all under one year subscriber since that particular user do not have the freedom of unsubscribing. Their service is not really that good, the latest sponge bob was shown on tv3 first before astro and most of its show such as world richest people and pimp my ride was 5 years older, plus the number of its commercial break nearly catching up with TV3's. But who cares Astro will not hear anybody. Astro is too big, too arogant and have small dick.

ANIMAL INTRIGUE

Chinese married couple clueless about sex Other News & Views by LEE YEN MUN, NG SI HOOI and A.RAMAN A HIGHLY educated couple, in their 30s from Hubei, China, thought that the wife would get pregnant by sleeping on the same bed, Sin Chew Daily reported. Prior to their marriage, the couple did not dare hold hands and kiss as they thought the woman would get pregnant by doing so, reported a China newspaper Chu Tian Jin Bao. However, the couple decided to seek medical advice after the wife, who holds a masters degree, could not conceive. They have been married for three years. The doctor was shocked to learn about their “sex life”. The husband, who has a doctoral degree, said they were too focused on their studies. ~STAR GF: Ridiculous... that is why this thing is call basic instinct or animal instinct it is learnt naturally like food consumption and need for shelter etc.

CERITA CERITI

Penyakit malas blogging aku dah datang balik da hahaha. Tapi takpe aku cuba juga hehehe. Dalam post ini aku ada dua cerita yang ingin dikongsi dengan semua. Cerita yang pertama.  Baru-baru ni aku pergi ke bank dengan mak. Disebabkan susah nak dapat parking, hanya mak yang masuk ke bank dan aku hanya menunggu di dalam kereta. Pada masa itu jam menunjukkan pukul 1 tengah hari. Di sebelah kanan aku ada deretan kedai dan yang paling hampir dengan aku ialah sebuah klinik dan dua buah kedai menjual peralatan seperti enjin air, mesin potong rumput dan sebagainya. Aku terpandang satu tulisan di pintu klinik tersebut, "REHAT 1.00 TGH/HARI - 2.30 PTG". tidak lama selepas itu, salah seorang pemilik kedai yang menjual barang-barang peralatan di sebelah klinik keluar dan menutup kedainya. Bila sudah menutup kedainya, digantung sekeping papan kecil yang bertulis "REHAT 1.00 PTG HINGGA 2.30 PTG". Kedai yang menjual peralatan satu lagi aku lihat takde tanda-tanda yang pemi...

Cerita Internet

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Dekat sebulan aku tak post kat blog ni. Bukan apa, malas je hahaha. Secara rasminya aku telah sebulan bertukar ISP (internet servis provider) daripada wireless internet (Celcom) kepada wired internet (TM Streamyx) .Ada banyak cerita sebenarnya pasal aku bertukar ISP ni, dari first time isi borang, sampai ke pemasangan kat rumah. Post ni aku hanya akan cerita pasal selepas pemasangan je. Selepas lebih 3 minggu menunggu (next post aku cerita pasal 3 minggu ni) dapat lah aku guna Streamyx kat rumah. Aku ambik pakej Block Buster yang 1Mbps. Aku dapat 1 telefon cordless jenama Motorola dan boleh call unlimited ke semua fix line dan juga modem wifi jenama D-Link. Cerita pasal servis, kira TM better sikit je berbanding dengan Celcom Broadband. Kalau buat speed test boleh dapat sampai 1.6 Mbps. Kira bagus walapun register untuk 1 Mbps tapi dapat lebih dari tu. Masa guna Celcom dulu bila buat speed test jarang dapat lebih 600 Kbps (lepas problem tak boleh pakai 3 minggu baru boleh dapat atas 1 ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Me

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a year older than me. In 1989 while I was in standard three in the middle of my primary education, Jennifer played a role in Disney's kids incorporated she was 10. In 1992, I'm in standard 6, in my final year of primary education before leaving for secondary school, Jennifer appeared in a comedy film, Munchie, stars Andrew Steven and Loni Anderson. Ah how life excited in two different ways. 1993, I went to a boarding school in Pokok Sena, to begins my form 1 education and life as pre teen while across the globe, Jennifer played Margaret, a pre teen soon join the school choir, in sister act 2 stars Whoopi Goldberg. 1997, SPM year and last days in school, last days to wear uniform after 11 year plus. while i was struggling for my SPM examination, Jennifer at last got a leading role in I know what you did last summer and it's a box office hit. Year 2000, I entered the main campus after two years in matriculation to further my bachelor degree, i'm 2...

MELAWAT SEDARA MARA YANG JAUH (baca tajuk ala-ala sin chan)

Perhatian! Post kali ni ada unsur-unsur politik (sikit je). Read at your own risk. Hujung minggu lepas, aku telah pergi bersama keluarga ke Terengganu untuk melawat sedara mara yang ahli kelurganya mengalami kematian. Sedara mara yang ni aku tak berapa kenal sangat sebab tinggal jauh dan aku memang jumpa sekali dua je sebelum ni. Diceritakan arwah (lelaki) ni meninggal di hospital KT. Kata ahli keluarga dia lagi, arwah ni nampak sihat dua dan tiga hari sebelum tu. Masa tu macam-macam dia nak makan, tiba-tiba je pada waktu subuh sakit (sakit jantung) dia datang balik dan terus dia "pergi". Sudah ajal dia tapi dah banyak kali dah aku dengar pasal sakit dan mati tiba-tiba ni, terutamanya golongan lelaki umur 40-an keatas. Disebabkan hari tu hari jumaat, jadi secara automatiknya kena la pergi masjid. Tak jauh pun, belakang rumah sedara tu je. Time khutbah jumaat, itulah kali pertama aku tengok Imam Melayu (sebelum ni Imam foreigner) baca khutbah langsung tak tengok teks, mata pan...

KOREAN DRAMA FAN

Korean drama fan ends up being raped by duo A KOREAN drama fan was gang-raped after she followed a man she befriended on the Internet to his house to watch a Korean drama series. Sin Chew Daily reported that the incident took place at about 10pm on Tuesday at a house in Bandar Manjalara, Kuala Lumpur. She met the man for the first time on Tuesday and he persuaded her to follow him home to watch a new Korean drama series he had just bought. She was left alone to watch the drama in a room. A few moments later, the man suddenly entered and raped her. When he was through, his housemate then raped her. Police are looking for both men. ~star