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It was 1997, CSI was hot on TV (still today?). We're at the pinnacle of our life. One afternoon, we're all bored. So out of nothing, I came out with an idea. Lets make all girls in our class recognize our good-lookingness. My buddy on the left agreed profusely. "So how's we gonna do this?" "We gonna make them sign it," said I with a grin on my face. He grinned with me and pulled out a piece of paper and lay it on the desk. "So here's what we gonna do, we gonna left the upper half blank and ask them to sign on the lower half. After we get everybody. We gonna write this on the blank side. "Hereby we confirm and attest that all boys in 5 AR 1997 are the most handsome men of all time. Yours faithfully," "I like it, I like it a lot," Said my buddy and a few other who started to join the fray. So he took that piece of paper and about to pass it to next girl when he turned and said, "But what if the as...

I begin with a story. A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her. The senior monk carried this woman on his shoulder, forded the river and let her down on the other bank. The junior monk was very upset, but said nothing. They both were walking and senior monk noticed that his junior was suddenly silent and enquired “Is something the matter, you seem very upset?” The junior monk replied, “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?” The senior monk replied, “I left the woman a long time ago at the bank, however, you seem to be carrying her still.” *** Day before yesterday we had a sporting event. Each of us we given a specific task to smooth things out. Some did well some don't (the t...