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Fish head Hadith

When I was younger, I was prohibited from consuming fish heads. Fish head causes amnesia tells everybody, our Prophet discouraged from eating fish heads. Forgetting is bad for students. At that time, students who memorized and recall well were considered excellent (and then Google happened, and come along smartphones replacing the memorize and recall function ). Later in life, I relished fish heads a lot. Despite the flavorful taste, it's contained robust protein, abundant in vitamin A, rich in omega-3 fats and there are plenty of thoughts deliberately I need to forget.  Yes, they are thoughts I choose not to remember, painful memories, embarrassing events, regretful decisions, etc. I assumed fish head assists me to forget things.  But later I learned, the fish head's hadith was nonexistent. Thanks a lot, everybody, for reiterating the lies.

Let's burn that shit

Peace, I hope u guys not in the middle of a meal right now. Recently, I had a drink with one of my childhood friend. We recalled an event. It was in the 90s, we were hanging out one day when we came a cross a lump of poop in the open. Yes. "Who ever did this is very irresponsible," said I. "Yeah," my friend replied. "We should burn this shit so the owner's butt will burn." As stated in the popular culture. "Yeah." So we gather some grass and dead leave and cover the poop. We burned it.  "Well good luck who ever he is." "Yeah." Present time. "I wonder is it really work?" Said I. "It doesn't," my friend replied. "How can u be so sure?" . . . (-_-°)

My car broke down

My car broke down last night. I made a stop at a gas station. When I turned back on the ignition, the engine went, kkkkkk, kkkkkk. I panicked a little as there was a queue behind me. I step out of the car and wave a hand signal indicating something went wrong. Luckily, the brother behind me and the brother pumping gas next to my pump help me. "The battery is dead," they said. "But it's only 10 months old," said I. "It happens," they replied. We pushed the car out of the way and brother number two pull out a jumper. The engine was back running in no time. "Never turn off the engine," he said. Unfortunately it was 10 pm, so no workshop was operational at this hour... but I got home safely though. Bless you all and Ramadan Kareem!

Terakam visual toyol

Berjaya rakam visual ‘toyol’ WARTAWAN SINAR HARIAN PETALING JAYA -  Tiga kali premis dipecah masuk membuatkan seorang pemilik kedai runcit di Kampung Sungai Kayu Ara memasang kamera litar tertutup (CCTV) bagi mengesan suspek. Huzaifah Mohd Yatim, 25, terkejut selepas CCTV itu berjaya merakam visual seorang kanak-kanak sedang menggeledah barangan  dan mencuri wang yang disimpan dalam kedai jam 2.50 pagi 20 Jun lalu. “Kanak-kanak itu mengaku  masuk ke dalam kedai melalui lubang kecil celah dinding papan kedai yang reput,” katanya. Menurutnya, perangkap itu sengaja dibuat bagi mengesan pencuri yang menjadi buah mulut penduduk kampung itu selama ini. “Saya kerugian besar selepas kedai dipecah masuk. Malah selepas ditangkap budak itu masih cuba pecah masuk kedai saya,” katanya. Seorang lagi mangsa yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai Man berkata, dia kerugian RM4,000 selepas rumahnya dimasuki akhir bulan lalu. “Dompet yang mengandungi wang saya letak di dalam poket seluar yang di

Penanggal mahu culik bayi

‘Penanggal mahu ambil anak saya' WARTAWAN SINAR HARIAN 10 MEI 2017 Baru-baru ini timbul cerita mengenai bebola api yang mengganggu penduduk di sebuah perkampungan menuju ke Tok Bali. Ia cerita kali kedua selepas Sinar Harian mendengar cerita sama, dimaklumkan seorang pemancing yang melihat bebola api itu di atas kubur Bachok. Difahamkan, bebola berapi itu lazimnya adalah jelmaan makhluk halus yang digelar sebagai penanggal bagi negeri di semenanjung atau balan-balan di Sabah. Isteri dikacau ketika tidur Seorang lelaki yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai Man, 30, pada mulanya juga enggan mempercayai kewujudan hantu dan jembalang di kampungnya kerana dia tidak pernah mengalami sebarang gangguan ketika pulang lewat malam ke rumah ibunya. Namun katanya, selepas isterinya diganggu dia mula mempercayai mengenai kewujudan makhluk halus itu. Man berkata, kejadian itu berlaku ketika dia membawa isterinya yang ketika itu baru beberapa bulan hamil anak sulung, pulang  ke kampung.

Inilah hantu sebenar

Disangka hantu rupanya penyamun NUR FARHANA ABDUL MANAN 15 MAC 2017 PUCHONG - “Anak saya ingat dia nampak hantu kerana nampak kelibat lembaga berwarna hitam dalam bilik tidurnya, rupa-rupanya penyamun yang leka geledah barang berharga dalam rumah kami,” kata mangsa kes pecah rumah, Lee Seng Keong, 49. Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 3.30 pagi semalam, Seng Keong berkata, penyamun berpakaian serba hitam itu memasuki rumahnya di Bandar Kinrara 3 di sini, melalui pintu belakang ketika dia dan keluarganya sedang tidur. Menurutnya, seorang daripada dua anak perempuannya yang tidur di bilik belakang terjaga apabila terdengar bunyi bising di tepi katilnya. Katanya, anaknya yang masih mamai akibat terkejut tercegat beberapa minit apabila mendapati ‘lembaga hitam’ terbabit menyelongkar beg tangan di depan matanya namun menyangkakan ia adalah hantu. Bagaimanapun, anaknya menyedari lembaga itu sebenarnya penyamun apabila lelaki bertubuh kurus yang juga terkejut melihatnya bangun dari kati