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Peace, I hope u guys not in the middle of a meal right now. Recently, I had a drink with one of my childhood friend. We recalled an event. It was in the 90s, we were hanging out one day when we came a cross a lump of poop in the open. Yes. "Who ever did this is very irresponsible," said I. "Yeah," my friend replied. "We should burn this shit so the owner's butt will burn." As stated in the popular culture. "Yeah." So we gather some grass and dead leave and cover the poop. We burned it.  "Well good luck who ever he is." "Yeah." Present time. "I wonder is it really work?" Said I. "It doesn't," my friend replied. "How can u be so sure?" . . . (-_-°)

My car broke down last night. I made a stop at a gas station. When I turned back on the ignition, the engine went, kkkkkk, kkkkkk. I panicked a little as there was a queue behind me. I step out of the car and wave a hand signal indicating something went wrong. Luckily, the brother behind me and the brother pumping gas next to my pump help me. "The battery is dead," they said. "But it's only 10 months old," said I. "It happens," they replied. We pushed the car out of the way and brother number two pull out a jumper. The engine was back running in no time. "Never turn off the engine," he said. Unfortunately it was 10 pm, so no workshop was operational at this hour... but I got home safely though. Bless you all and Ramadan Kareem!