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Indochine: a people's war Is america and french at cold war? Lately there've been abundance of anti french broadcasts made by the usa belittling the french. "The french didn't build us schools nor hospitals, they only build brothels and clubs, everything we have they razed to the ground." Said the presenter with a distraught tone. The struggle of the vietnamese people against french occupation has been revered by the usa's natgeo as the people's war, reminiscing the french brutality for 55 minutes and the remaining 5 minutes to mention the coming of the American with forgiveness to the American from the vietnamese at the end. It's ironic. At the same time usa intrusion in various Muslims countries are honored, their war machines are applaud as heroes with tv shows such as coming home, battlefield brothers and natgeo heroes series. One of natgeo programs aired an interview with an American war machine who proudly reminisced how he murdered ...

Letter of recognition 1997

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It was 1997, CSI was hot on TV (still today?). We're at the pinnacle of our life. One afternoon, we're all bored. So out of nothing, I came out with an idea. Lets make all girls in our class recognize our good-lookingness. My buddy on the left agreed profusely. "So how's we gonna do this?" "We gonna make them sign it," said I with a grin on my face. He grinned with me and pulled out a piece of paper and lay it on the desk. "So here's what we gonna do, we gonna left the upper half blank and ask them to sign on the lower half. After we get everybody. We gonna write this on the blank side. "Hereby we confirm and attest that all boys in 5 AR 1997 are the most handsome men of all time. Yours faithfully," "I like it, I like it a lot," Said my buddy and a few other who started to join the fray. So he took that piece of paper and about to pass it to next girl when he turned and said, "But what if the as...

Just let it go and move on

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I begin with a story. A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her. The senior monk carried this woman on his shoulder, forded the river and let her down on the other bank. The junior monk was very upset, but said nothing. They both were walking and senior monk noticed that his junior was suddenly silent and enquired “Is something the matter, you seem very upset?” The junior monk replied, “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?” The senior monk replied, “I left the woman a long time ago at the bank, however, you seem to be carrying her still.” *** Day before yesterday we had a sporting event. Each of us we given a specific task to smooth things out. Some did well some don't (the t...

Kancil or pig

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U see this kancil used to park infront of my house and my neighbor's for a couple of years now. This idiot surprisingly live in house number 2. U see house no 1 is opposite of mine, and there is another house beside his and then there is where this idiot live. Can U see how far this idiot house from ours? It doesn't seem that this idiot has problems with space. He has two cars parked inside, and free space infront of his house. His neighbor on the left have two cars and his neighbor on the right only has one pickup. After a confrontation, this idiot only parked on work days in the morning only however this only took effect for a couple of weeks or so before he revert back to his unethical habit. After talk failed we act. We tried a different approach, at dawn we parked outside on that spot to stop that idiot from parking there, for a week, it took effect for three weeks afterward before that idiot revert back again to his old unethical habit. So what's the problem? Uned...

My Neighbour Totoro

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I'm feeling down this month, I've been ripped off for $300 ( burn in hell who ever took it), worst month of the year so far. So I went to a friend house to talk about it (Talking about a problem helps a lot). I've not seen him for a while since he's married a couple of years ago. To my surprise the problem I'm facing is nothing compared to his (see what I mean talk is cure). So I decided to help him with my writing (I knew my skill one day will comes handy). He have a problem with his uncivilized neighbour. I took the liberty to take some proof (it is suggested that you should documented any problem U have so that U have proof in case U need to take the matter to court), these are some pictures showing the problem. Some what two years ago  when the neighbour finished remodelling their house, adding an additional structure to its original frame they left my friend a gift. A pile of rubble was left in the no man's land leaning to his fence whe...

I'M BACK - Quote of the year

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Me and some friends were at the movie back in 2010 about to watch the last air bender (regretfully) when I saw the expendables poster.  Don't have the stomach to watch that movie at that time.  Until just now saw a promo on TV, I'M BACK! suddenlly the urge starts kicking in. Best part of the movie :) ,

Tupai Kuat Gajah Duduk Sos Cili Cap Arnab

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Strange product names I walked into a convenient store last week to buy a top up card when I noticed a local libido enhancement product (in a form of ma'jun or coffee I'm not sure) called tupai kuat (strong squirrel). Yes I was perplexed as much as you, does this product contains squirrel product or have anything to do with squirrel at all? Based on the picture, appears not, its a herbal product. There are a few strange products name out there beside this one such as sitting elephant's sarung and sos cili cap arnab (rabbit brand ketchup) which of course has nothing to do with rabbit at all, never heard rabbits eat chilies before and nor elephant wear sarung or made of elephant hide, btw I wear this brand. Somewhat 10 years ago when I first heard of sos chili cap arnab I myself want to come up with my own ketchup brand, sos cili cap racun tikus, yeah weird product names attract attention maybe people will buy and love it. I have look up a piece of land (tanah l...