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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

it's another PROVIDER isn't it?



Salam2all,

Muslim and Jews are prohibited from consuming pork,

May be some of us the faithful might sometimes wonder what does pork taste like. Well u just could ask those who consume pork, but that's too easy. It is more appetizing to know from the mouth of those whose prohibited yet consume it anyway. Its like choosing the hardship of climbing Everest manually over the ease of going up there by helicopter.

Most take the prohibiton of pork seroiusly but neglected the alcohol and adultery prohibiton. Those who commit adultery and consume alcohol habitually restrain pork even though drinking, adultring and pork consuming were considered in the sin (same) category, interesting isn't it?

So how do I want to get an answer from those who are not allowed to eat pork yet have consume it, not out of ignorant or emergency but deliberately and adore the taste as its finger licking good.

After a deep thought, I decided to go online scouring if something might turn up, i went online for about an hour with metaphorically 75 times of network  outage before i got frustrated and about to give up when suddenly I thought to myself, 

'hey why didn't i ask those celcom broadband wonkies and gnomettes, they have been ripping everybody's money literally everyday by giving poor services, and enjoying doing so by showing no effort or intention to make it better, or at least compensate their customer once in awhile by giving cut backs as a token of remorse, but NO, ripping is not enough, once they intended to eke 6% out of our pay check for the prepaid tax that currently on hold and not yet abolish, beware. So deductively, isn't 'eating' ripped money is prohibited is equally as eating pork? 

As i'm writting this piece (i wrote on note pad before transfer it to blogger or i might lose it all), i did anticipated that u readers might asked why didn't u just terminate the service instead of ranting about it for the second time? well i did, i had switched my phone line to DiGi recently, but broadband is yet to come. I am waiting for an offer or a promotion, as how i had signed up for celcom broadband in the first place. back a year or so ago, they came with an attractive offer, RM90 for 5GB, so i grabbed it and suffers till today. 

Well back to cursing Celcom;

1. AKU MAHU MINTAK CERAI SEBAB SERVIS TAK BAGUS 

2. mallayo ottohke !~ 

3. Celcom broadband sucks

4. Celcom berukband suck

5. CELCOM BROADBAND TRULY SUCKS, SLAPPED WITH A D GRADE BY OOKLA



By the way, the article u just read has nothing to do with pig consumption or pig itself but of its cousin, Celcom.

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1 comments:

Asrul "iLham" Sany said...

Haha, I hate broadband too... but I hate the fact that UNIFI can't be install everywhere!

I live in cheras and there's no fucking UNIFI here. Pardon me for bitching while being a download tv series addict

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