WILL NUDITY MAKE U INVISIBLE?

By Cikgu Fonik

1. A traumatized girl end up sleeping with a stick, a 2 by 4 may be, after an unexpected encountering with a naked thief in her home the night before. /shock

2. A housewife greet a naked thief eventually she thought he was her husband. the thief replied, "Abg mabuk (I'm drunk)" and jump out of the window when then she realized her husband is sleeping on the sofa.

3. There is a report of a series of break ins where victims saw naked men in their houses before leaving wearing kain pelikat.

Now, the million dollar question is does nudity make someone invisible? seen but cannot be perceived? as the art of ninjutsu where invisibility is not actually being invisible. The philosophy of invisibility is when someone cannot perceived u are there.

How?, by mixing or blend in to make u less obvious. Wear green in the woods. Wear brown in the desert. Wear baju Melayu during hari Raya. Wear cheong sam during Chinese New Year.

Does nudity make u less obvious? that is the stupidest idea i ever heard. /wahaha

Comments

  1. una berryNovember 9, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    yeah, it does :)
    maybe the thieve thinks he's somewhat a chameleon or something.

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  2. Cikgu FonikNovember 10, 2010 at 1:55 AM

    Salam Sis,

    Nudity is attractive. attract attention. Big mistake to go invisible in the nude. :-o

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  3. miss ninaNovember 10, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    maybe the nudity leads a blurry moment..aha, cant imagine that

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  4. Cikgu FonikNovember 11, 2010 at 1:20 AM

    Salam Nina,

    Yes the surprise factor.

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