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Tengah duduk kat rumah hari, tiba-tiba datang seorang perempuan bersama seorang anaknya, berumur lebih kurang dua tahun. "Saya nak minta derma" kata perempuan itu. Aku yang sememangnya alergic dengan perkataan derma-derma ni. Aku lebih suka menderma terus ke Masjid, sebab aku tahu duit tu pergi ke mana. Biasanya untuk membayar bill air dan elektrik. Satu lagi, aku pernah kena tipu part derma-derma ni. Ada sekali tengah makan kat restoran, datang si buta minta derma dari aku dan aku hulur la sikit, kesian. Masa pergi ke kereta nak balik terpandang la seorang duduk syok bercakap dengan hand phone. Tiba-tiba aku rasa macam pernah jumpa je orang tu. Ingat-ingat balik rupanya si buta tadi, tapi kali ini dia sudah tidak buta , dia sudah sembuh, ajaib betul. Aku pun lalu di sebelahnya dan berkata " Hi abang, banyak ke dapat collection hari ni?". Dia terkejut dan terus melarikan diri. Disebabkan hal itu lah aku memang payah nak bagi bila ada orang datang kutip...

Still using pirated software? well can't blame U because the original will cost u quite a fortune. But still it is unethical to use pirated software but the good news is here's an alternative for a free open pc. all u need are: 1. the OS, try Ubuntu click for more information, its free. 2. office productivity, try open office . It has all what Microsoft office has from word, excel, power point to paint with a different names but function as the same. Many companies in Europe are using open office and save billions. 3. Media player, for music try winamp and for movies try media player classic which can open any types of movies. 4. Anti virus and security, try Avira antivir personal plus spybot search and destroy plus ad-aware . 5. Disk defragmenter, try smart defrag its defrag and can be set to shutdown your computer afterward. 6. ZIP and unzip, try total commander with all the zip function. 7. Calendar, try rainlendar for calendar, remind...

What does a ninja do? espionage, sabotage, infiltration. Do U need to do all these? No? than u don't need to be a ninja.

Recent incident in Seremban involving a group of teenagers vandalizing a surau shows that our inter religious sensitivity gone from good to bad. Such incident never been reported for the past 30 years, from Tun Mahathir era to Tun Abdullah era. Suddenly emerge recently in the middle of new political tsunami which a new alliance claimed to promote a new non race based politics. Eventually we didn't get what we expect or told to be expected by this new alliance. What had triggered such incident however is unknown. Was our school system that work for us this past 50 years suddenly break down? Well what u see is what u get. Apparently, the way i see it, this is what resulted from unethical politics. In every profession there is ethical code need to be followed not just to keep that respective profession professional but to prevent damages to the public around it. Over react politics, stirring racial and religious harmony for votes are cheap. Such politic is irresponsible. ...

Sudah 3 hari berturut-turut mendapat mesej "Tahniah, sim kad ada telah memenangi hadiah.....". Kalau difikirkan logik, bila masa aku masuk peraduan macam tu dan yang paling pelik kenapa mesti cakap sim kad yang menang. Macam biasa lah, ni semua hanya nak menipu duit je kerja. Yang paling best, ramai yang tertipu terutamanya orang Melayu. Agaknya tak dapat tahan kot dengan hadiah yang beribu-ribu lemon itu. Tidak rasa pelik ke bila hadiah yang dimenangi tu hanya akan di bank in ke dalam akaun. Bagi no.akaun bank dengan harapan dapat duit segera , last-last kena songlap, tak ke bodoh segera namanya tu. Heran betul, macam mana penipu-penipu ni dapat nombor yang akan menjadi mangsa. Kira company Telco ni pun terlibat sama la kot, tak pun orang keja kat situ yang sengaja buat dajal dengan nombor-nombor customer diorang. Tapi jangan di lupa ada satu lagi pihak yang boleh di curigai, peniaga top up. Sekarang banyak peniaga top up tak guna kad top up, tapi guna ha...

Minggu lepas merupakan minggu paling sial semenjak menggunakan internet broadband. Selama 4 hari connection internet hanya di tahap GPRS dan paling sial GSM. Kalau 10 tahun dulu boleh la diterima, kalau sekarang speed macam tu boleh digambarkan macam orang zaman purba yang bercawat berjalan di Kuala Lumpur. Speed macam tu bukan setakat tak boleh ber blogging dan ber face booking, nak baca online news paper pun tak boleh. Memang betul lah, kat Malaysia ni teknologi ketinggalan 10 ke 15 tahun kebelakang berbanding negara lain especially Singapura dan Thailand. Kat negara lain internet sudah menjadi percuma. Internet servis provider (ISP) mereka bagi percuma agar lebih ramai yang dapat access internet dan ISP ni buat untung melalui jual ruangan iklan je. Bukan berharap dapat internet percuma tapi biarlah berbaloi dengan harga yang di bayar. Ni tidak, bayar harga broadband tapi dapat speed GPRS dan GSM, tak ke beruk band ke tu. Mungkin ada yang tak tahu speed broadband ...

It has been two years since we broke up. But still i can't forget her. Every night we aways had a smiley long smses that end up with a smiley conversation on the phone that last the smile till morning. A childish woman at one end yet mature in the other, a woman who loves her family, can hold an intelligent conversation, confident but not stuck up, a positive woman. Problem comes whenever i want to start a new relationship, at the flirting stage. I just can't go on, she always appear in my mind and take it strolling down the memory lane, triggered a few guilt resulted in me asking question of where is she now, what she's doing, what will be of her if i continue this relationship. In other word i can't forget her and still care for her wellbeing as if we ought to meet again and start everything all over. But i do realize that is just hope. It has been two Decembers that i tried to approach her and tried to ask for her forgiveness and for a new fresh start, a new chance....

True story.. Pada suatu hujung minggu, Zamrian telah mengajak Ej, Wee Wee, Kimi dan Stephenson ke rumahnya di Melaka. Disebabkan mereka semua kaki adventure, mereka tidak menggunakan lebuh raya PLUS tetapi menggunakan jalan lama Mantin untuk ke Melaka. Sudah lama bertolak dengan kereta Kancil mata bulat, mereka pun sampai la di bandar Seremban. Ketika itu Ej yang memandu kereta. Tiba di satu simpang Ej telah tersalah masuk simpang. Disebabkan kawasan tersebut berbukit dan Ej baru sahaja mendapat lesen yang sememangnya fobia degan bukit pada ketika itu, tugas untuk memandu di serahkan kepada Stephenson. Tanpa berlengah Stephenson terus memandu menuruni bukit tanpa menghidupkan enjin kereta. Oleh kerana enjin kereta tidak dihidupkan, kereta kancil yang di pandu Stephenson telah mencium belakang sebuah kereta Daihatsu Charade Aura gara-gara brek tidak makan. Ej and the gang panik dengan apa yang berlaku. Mereka semua keluar dari kereta beramai-ramai untuk...

True story.. Ej, Arlong dan Zamrian merupakan classmate kelas bahasa arab. Mereka bertiga baru sahaja menyambung pengajian mereka di IIUM. Disebabkan mereka mengambil jurusan Human Sciences, mereka terpaksa mengambil kursus bahasa Arab seperti ditetapkan oleh pihak universiti. Yang peliknya kesemua subjek dalam Human Sciences diajar dalm bahasa Inggeris, tidak ada satu pun dalam bahasa Arab. Selama 3 semester terpaksa dihabiskan untuk belajar bahasa Arab. Kesian mereka. Dalam kelas Arab ini lah mereka mendapat ramai kawan baru terutamanya dari luar negara. Ghulam dari Iran dan Hakkan dari Turki merupakan kawan baik kepada ketiga-tiga mereka ini. Mereka selalu menghabiskan masa bersama-sama samada di luar kampus atau pun di dalam kampus. Pada satu hujung minggu, mereka telah berpakat untuk membawa Ghulam dan Hakkan bersiar-siar di Kuala Lumpur. Tempat yang di kunjungi adalah Muzium Islam, Dataran Merdeka, Masjid negara dan Tugu Negara. Tiba-tiba Ghulam bersuara...

"Fresh and ready for combat" Vire river valley is my map of choice, small and easy to defend. I always play as panzer elite starting at point three. Beginning with sending the keternel upfront connecting resource up to the northern bridge then to the south-west stopping at the point across the south bridge. Starting with two infantries, build the kampgruppe kompanie. Then, upgrade them with G43 and send one group to capture the ammunition on the hill and retreat to the church in front of the southern bridge near the well, the other group would continue building the panzer jager Kommand to gain access to the assault trooper and the armored car excel at cleaning up infantry. Build an assault troop, an armored car and an assault troop again. Send one assault troop to join the recon group at the church, upon impact send them across the bridge and camp at the house just north of it to repel any enemy infantries trying to cross the bridge and to cover the keternel in recapt...

Zamrian mempunyai berat badan yang berlebihan. Pada suatu hari ketika balik ke rumahnya, dia telah terpandang akan satu iklan yang di tampal di perhentian bas. "Anda mempunyai berat badan yang berlebihan? Kami ada caranya yang terbukti berkesan. Pakej 1, di jamin kurus dalam tiga sesi, pakej 2, di jamin kurus hanya dengan satu sesi" . "Wah ini sudah bagus, baik aku cuba pakej satu dulu" kata Zamrian di dalam hatinya. Zamrian terus menghubungi nombor di iklan itu. Tiba hari yang telah ditetapkan, Zamrian terus dibawa oleh pekerja syarikat itu ke sebuah bilik yang gelap. Zamrian terpinga-pinga apabila dibiarkan seorang diri di dalam bilik yang gelap itu. Tiba-tiba lampu bilik di nyalakan dan Zamrian terpandang seorang perempuan cantik di tengah bilik tersebut. Terlopong biji mata Zamrian apabila perempuan cantik tersebut membuka kesemua pakainnya. "Kalau awak dapat tangkap saya, awak boleh buat apa sahaja" kata prempuan cantik tersebut. Tanpa berle...

I just come back from the movie, The last airbender. Not as good as the cartoon series. The kung fu suck, characters with no emotion, the conversation is like reading off a book. Seriously none of the character can pull a kung fu move. They should put Summo Hung in charge as kung fu choreographer and characters with martial art background. Problem comes with answer at the same time. The moon soul was killed and a few minutes later was revive because Uncle Iroh was there to figure it out, why do uncle Iroh figure it out so sudden agrhhh. It just like watching a synopsis of the cartoon series and its not as funny.

A friend wants to sell his motorcycle: "Boss, berapa u bole angkat ini motor?" "(RM) 1'500" "Murahnye saya beli mau dekat tujuh ribu, blum sampai satu tahun pakai" "Haiya, manyak susah mau jual o, u pegi cari mana-mana tempat, manyak ini saja lia angkat o" A friend wants to buy a 2nd hand motorcycle: RM4000 on display. "Boss, ini tak bole kasi kurang ka?" "haiya ini pun sula manyak kulang, belum sampai satu tahun ma" "kasi kulang la sikit boss" "o tatak bole ma, tadak untung o, lu pigi cari mana2 tempat pun tak dapat o" Word of advice, better sell it to ur friend with less profit then to those cut throats.

I just come back from a chat with a friend. He had lost his place to stay, his apartment. No, no, not DAP did it, but its complicated. He rented this apartment and was living there for the the past eight months. At the beginning he'd already sensed something wrong when the landlord who'd rented the place but keep the parking space for his other car. What is wrong with this guy? So my friend here have to park elsewhere and often been sent away by other owner. At last he had to pay to park at someone else's space, RM1 per day. After eight miserable months of extra pay (RM30 for the parking space) plus mentally tortured. My friend finally have the courage to ask the landlord for a parking space or a cut, and trouble begin. Out of sudden the landlord approached him the very evening and ask him to leave at once. The landlord was furious, "U can pay next month if U can't this month but never ever ever ask for a cut. I could afford this apartment even without tenant"...