IN A MEETING

By Cikgu Fonik

Had a meeting this week, last one this year. Did u noticed different types of personalities in a meeting? What would be the most irritating one to U?

To me it would be the constipator, an idea killer that would constantly constipated any idea to no avail.

The MC: What do U think if we do like this...

the constipator: Wa cannot lah, cannot..

Attendees: How about we do like this...

the constipator: still cannot la, cannot..

Attendees: or we do like this...

the conspitator: wa that definitely cannot la..

The MC: so what do u propose?

the constipator: Wa tak taw la, tak taw...

Mother father la U, if its not because of U we would have finish this off hours ago.

Good MC would impose to anybody who wants to object must come up with an alternative idea therefor would get the meeting going and gets result or else SHUT UP!

Comments

  1. whitecappuccinoNovember 16, 2010 at 1:58 AM

    there is no point of having a meeting with this kind of person..you wont get anything out of him..

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  2. Cikgu FonikNovember 16, 2010 at 2:13 AM

    Salam,

    Yea frigingly agreed.

    ReplyDelete
  3. noreedNovember 16, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    abaikan saja manusia begini. tak dapet dah den nak nolongnya, byk sgt cas negatif nya

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  4. Cikgu FonikNovember 16, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    Salam noreed,

    Den pon.

    ReplyDelete

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