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Banana: A Fruit that Really should not Exist Most people are completely unaware of this fact but there is a fruit that is eaten by millions of people all around the world everyday that is quite remarkable and in all reality, simply shouldn’t exist. I’m talking of course, about the banana. Bananas are actually the most mysterious fruit in the world because bananas have no seeds and what makes this even more mysterious is the fact that they are found in almost every country in the world. Now that may not sound so odd at first but let me fully explain this enigma to you: Firstly, banana plants are not trees; they are actually a perennial herb. The trunk of the plant is really nothing more than the plants outer leaves. The real stem of the plant doesn’t actually become visible until it pushes out through the top to produce the large purple flower that will eventually develop into the fruit. Then, having finished its perennial reproductive cycle, the plant dies. The problem here, is th...

Beaten up and forced into sex By R.S.N. MURALI murali@thestar.com.my MALACCA: A 19-year-old girl was locked up, assaulted and forced to have sex with several men whom her captors brought before she was rescued during a police raid at a budget hotel in Taman Melaka Raya here. The victim, from Sungai Semun, Perak, told police she was battered with a television cable several times and her pictures taken whenever she bathed at the home of a 20-year-old woman, said to be vice ring’s leader. One of her captors threatened to upload her nude pictures on YouTube if she refused to be a hooker. The victim, in her police report, claimed she was forced to entertain “many clients” even though she was exhausted after every session. A police team, who had been on the trail of the ring leader, raided the hotel and nabbed three women before rescuing the victim. In a follow-up operation, police picked up a 21-year-old man in Klebang near here and seized several of the victim’s belongin...

Tidak tahan diganggu hantu Kak Limah MARANG – Berambut panjang dan kadangkala menutup kepala dengan kain batik, rupanya persis watak hantu Kak Limah dalam filem komedi Hantu Kak Limah Balik Rumah yang mencetus fenomena dalam dunia perfileman negara. Kak Limah muncul di Marang. Itulah yang diperkatakan sebuah keluarga di Kampung Temiang, Pengkalan Berangan, apabila lima sekeluarga tertekan dan ketakutan akibat diganggu lembaga wanita tua berambut panjang itu sejak lebih seminggu lalu. Wanita misteri itu dikatakan sering menjelma dan dilihat merayau-rayau sekitar kawasan rumah di situ. Malah, kelibat menyeramkan itu dapat dirakam secara kebetulan oleh salah seorang ahli keluarga terbabit. Ketua keluarga, Mazlan Ali, 55, mendakwa, lembaga itu berpakaian batik lusuh dengan rambut mencecah paras pinggang, sering merayau sekitar rumah anaknya dari waktu malam hingga ke subuh, sebelum menghilangkan diri. Hantu Kak Limah minta tolong Menurutnya, kesemua lima keluarga yang ti...

I always wonder, does slimming product really work. Take the pill and U'll lose 5 kilos in two weeks, says the bottle, but look closely, there's an asterix symbol at the end of the bottle with it comes a warning written with little font that says, must be taken with diet and exercises. I remember back in my kindergarten days, a story about the stone soup. A retired soldier on the way home from the front pass a village where he seeks some food. Every door turn him down until he had enough and when comes to the last door, after the lady of the house turn him down, he offer the lady to share his magic stone soup, well the lady was excited. The lady filled up the pot and put on the fire to boil the stone. As the water simmers, the soldier taste it, and said, a little salt would be nice. "Owh certainly" replied the lady vibrantly (as she is hoping for a miracle to happen). A while later the soldier taste it again and said, "em some carrots will really make it ...

Recycled oil sold as new PETALING JAYA: The cooking oil that you buy at a grocery store or a supermarket near you in a 1kg packet may have been recycled. Tests conducted on 19 brands of the “cheap” oil sold nationwide revealed that repeated exposure to high temperatures had made it unfit for human consumption, the Malaysian Association of Standards Users said. Manufacturers are believed to have bought the oil used in restaurants through middlemen and processed it for re-sale. The association sent the samples for “polar compound testing” to Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia, which found all 19 brands falling short of international standards, its CEO Ratna Devi Nadarajan told The Star. ~Star

Bakal terbit...

"Remember when Yusuf said to his father, "O my father! I saw eleven stars and the sun and the moon , I saw them prostrating to me." [Yusuf, 12:4] Currently there are nine planets known to men. Recent news said that NASA had found another earth-like planet. Planet with water. Liquid water. With water it is believe there is life. I hope there is no oil there. If yes. 'Somebody' and its 'goon' will send troops there to 'liberate' the alien people from their suddenly 'tyrant' leader with an imaginary WMD, who actually happens to doesn't trade oil to that somebody. And later that operation will be named operation fuk freedom--- u dead, your country's doom, your wives widowed, your children orphaned and we got oil. Huray!

Waduh maluin amat dong.. Kredit gambar kepada perekanya.

A cheating husband’s shocking secret exposed Other News & Views Compiled by P. Aruna FOR the past few months, a 29-year-old woman suspected that her husband was having an affair. Liza, a mother of two, noticed changes in her husband's behaviour. “He became very hot tempered and tried to pick a fight with me over small matters. “I also found condoms in his car,” she said, as reported by Harian Metro. One night Liza decided to spy on him, telling him that she had to work late. And she found out about his secret life when she found him with a naked man in their bedroom. ~star It is heartbreaking to find one's husband with another woman BUT it must be screamingly shocking to find him with another man.. adding insult to injury with a naked man.

Snatch thieves caught trying to withdraw cash TWO not-very-clever snatch thieves grabbed a handbag of a bank officer and later used her MyKad and savings book to withdraw money from the bank where she was working. Both were caught in the act by the police, Sin Chew Daily reported. The incident happened at Sungai Buloh KTM station in the morning when the thieves snatched the handbag of the officer who was on her way to work. The victim managed to get to her office after a Good Samaritan paid the fare and informed her colleagues of her ordeal, it reported. About two hours later, a colleague was shocked when a woman tried to use the victim's MyKad and savings book to withdraw money. The colleague told the woman she needed time to process the withdrawal and informed the bank manager. The other suspect, who was waiting for the woman outside the bank, then came in to check on her. The bank manager informed the police who detained both suspects. ~THE STAR

Kita biasa mendengar "Dalam binatang tidak ada manusia tetapi dalam manusia ada binatang"(tolong betulkan kalau salah). Tetapi hari ini aku rasa ayat diatas tak relevant lagi kot. Malam tadi aku terbaca dan menonton video berita dari Reuters mengenai satu langgar lari di China. Mangsanya seorang budak berusia 2 tahun. Mangsa bukan setakat dilanggar tapi yang paling teruk orang sekeliling boleh buat "DON'T KNOW". Aku rasa binatang pun malu nak buat macam tu. Dalam video tu, yang first boleh dianggap langgar lari tapi yang second tu aku tak pasti macam mana. Dengan selambanya kenderaan no.2 langgar mangsa yang terbaring diatas jalan. Takkan dia ingat anjing mati kat tengah jalan kot. Bila pemandu yang melanggar tu di tahan dia boleh jawab yang dia nampak budak 2 tahun itu dan dia suka budak tu mati dari hidup sebab kalau budak tu hidup dia terpaksa menggung budak tu sampai dewasa (sampai sembuh kot), berbanding kalau mati hanya bagi one off payment sahaja(kira...

I heard Astro owner is having trouble with the law in India. Since those wimps we elected don't have the ball to take actions on behalf of the people against the arrogant Astro, the little people goes to a much higher more absolute authority. And prayer of the little people had been answered, I hope he is convicted. Muahahaha....

What triggers my anxiety disorder was the pain and bloated i felt beneath the rib cage on the left side of the body which is just under the heart and a little biting on the back, , followed by breathing problem and heart thumping. It often occur whenever it want to occur and sometimes at 3 to 4 AM in the middle of the night, this one is scarry. Since I live alone, I freak out and drive to the emergency room only later to find out it was nothing. Later I found out without the breathing problem and heart thumping, it was GASTRIC. I got 2G's earlier this year, gastric and gout, i get rid of gout with HPA ardisia herbal pills, the gastric is still here, now the symptom widens to constant burping, choking sensation around the neck, dizziness and light headedness. It is all resulted from the combination of eating disorderly, acid citric in lime (limau nipis) and bird's eyes chili (cili padi). Usually I missed breakfast and skip lunch, I eat after got back from work, I ate a big m...

Kening Zach (Zahari) berkerut, kusyuk mendengar penerangan Tok Pali ketua Kg Sg Lalang. Kg Sg Lalang diserang Langsuir. Penduduk Kg tidak lagi berani keluar malam kerana ada saja cara Langsuir itu menyakat mereka. Suatu hari penduduk kg bermusyawarah lalu mencapai satu jalan yang mereka ramai-ramai sangka akan meneyelesaikan masalah mereka itu. "Opah aku cakap kalau jumpa hantu bogel je depan dia". Entah apa yang mereka fikirkan mungkin sebab sudah tidak tahan kena sakat maka semua yang ada di situ bersetuju. Pada malam berikutnya seeorang anak gadis telah dipilih dan dihantar untuk berbogel di kawasan hantu itu seringkali berkeliaran, di padang sekolah. Besok malamnya semua orang berdebar-debar menunggu kaedah mereka itu berkesan atau tidak. Budak-budak kilang menunggu, security guard menunggu, nelayan menunggu dan semua orang yang berkaitan dengan keluar malam menunggu. Seminggu berlalu, Langsuir itu tidak muncul. Mereka bersorak, berjaya fikir mereka. Ku sangkakan panas hi...

RESIDENTS in Krishnanagar in the Nadia district of the Indian state of West Bengal saw a woman walking without any clothes on at midnight and called the police. The 25-year-old woman, identified only as Renuga, said a spiritual healer told her to walk naked from the Nagathamman Temple there to the Periya Palayathamman Temple, 5km away. Renuga, from Chevyar village in Tiruvannamalai district, about 300km from Chennai, was said to have gone to her sister's home in Pozhichalur last week. She went to see a local healer for help to reunite with her lover. ~the star .. OR ATTRACK ANOTHER.

Foreign ship detained for flying Jalur Gemilang upside down By DESIREE TRESA GASPER JOHOR BARU: A foreign vessel has been detained for flying the Malaysian flag upside down off the coast of Tanjung Piai here. It is learnt that the ship had been flying the Jalur Gemilang upside down since Malaysia Day on Sept 16 and was spotted by authorities a day later. The Malaysian Maritime Enforcement Agency (APMM) (southern region) commander First Admiral Zulkifli Abu Bakar said that the agency was currently questioning the captain of the vessel to find out why the flag was being flown upside down. “The Indonesian captain and a couple of his crewmen have been brought in for questioning APMM headquarters here. “The other 12 crewmen aged between 23 to 54 years from Indonesia, India and China have also been detained to assist in investigations,” he said in a press statement. [star] ~And we continue feeding their kind while they continue hurting us. One incident after another, from the ganyang Malaysi...

Ramai yang complain tidak dapat masuk ke blog menghina Islam yang saya maksudkan. Blog tersebut masih ada. Cuma kamu semua terpaksa mengubah setting DNS. Video dibawah boleh membantu untuk mengubah DNS setting tersebut. Ini gambar print screen dari blog tersebut. Ini baru sedikit, ada satu post dalam blog ini, ada ayat Qursi versi Disco. *inform saya kalau masih kurang faham bagaimana untuk mengubah DNS setting.

Aku jumpa blog yang tersangat "BEST" hari ni. Best sebab aku rasa berbaloi kalau penulis blog ni di kerat 100 bahagian. Aku sokong SKMM block blog ni dan aku lagi sokong kalau kerajaan hantar SB atau GGK untuk hapuskan penulis jahanam ini. Ini link dia  https://makcikhajjahsittalwuzara.wordpress.com/page/8/

Semasa mandi pagi hari ini, aku perasan rambut aku dah panjang. "Eh dah sebulan ke, cepatnya" kata aku dalam hati. Jadi petang tadi terpaksa aku pergi ke kedai guntung rambut.  Bila sampai, aku dapati ada 4 orang umur dalam 50an berada dalam kedai tersebut. Aku tidak menunggu lama kerana 4 orang tadi datang bukan untuk gunting rambut, tapi hanya datang berbual-bual sahaja. Ketika sedang dipotong rambut, 4 orang tadi sedang rancak berbual. Dalam 4 orang itu, seorang sahaja yang banyak bercakap, yang lain hanya mendengar.  Aku cuba untuk memahami topik perbualan mereka. "Kau tahu tak kita ni asal dari beruk....." kata yang banyak bercakap tersebut. Mereka sedang bercakap mengenai teori evolusi darwin rupanya. "Kau tahu kat amerika diorang test ubat kat beruk sebab beruk dengan kita sama....." katanya lagi. "Orang ni mesti baru tengok National Geographic kat tv" kataku dalam hati sambil tergelak kecil. Siap gunting rambut, aku pergi ke belakang,...

Hari ini sudah masuk Hari ke 3 umat Islam menyambut Hari Raya. Hanya ada satu aktiviti pada hari ini, iaitu reunion dengan kawan-kawan sekolah rendah. Disebabkan reunion ini dibuat last minit, tidak ramai yang dapat datang, dalam 10 orang sahaja yang datang. Majority yang datang aku last jumpa masa darjah enam dahulu ( lost contact lepas masuk sekolah menengah). Ingatkan aku seorang sahaja yang single, rupanya ada lagi yang single, kira ada geng la hahaha. Tetapi aku "Astonish" pada hari ini kerana semasa hendak pulang, ada seorang kawan tiba-tiba cakap yang dia hendak bayar duit yang dia pinjam dari aku dahulu. Aku sudah lupa sebab aku last jumpa dia masa darjah enam. Aku cakap yang aku sudah lupa dan kira halal semuanya tetapi dia masih mahu membayar. Dia datang dekat dan memasukkan duit ke dalam poket baju Melayu yang aku pakai dan terus pergi. Aku seluk poket dan dapati ada "Seriyal" dalam poket. Apa yang membuatkan aku "Astonish" ialah dia masi...

Sekejap sahaja sudah masuk Hari Raya. Jadi disini diucapkan kepada semua, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. Raya tahun ini tidak ada baju Melayu yang baru, sebab dah banyak sangat dalam almari. Baju Melayu yang sekarang pun ada yang masih baru sebab pakai sekali dua sahaja. Semalam sibuk membasuh semua Baju-baju melayu sambil memilih yang mana hendak dipakai untuk Raya tahun ini. Alamak, seluar sudah tidak muat da. Nampak gayanya, tahun ini ke Masjid berbaju Melayu dan berkain sarung sahaja hahaha. Teringat seorang kawan berkata, orang Cina bila pakaian sudah ketat, mereka kecilkan badan, kita pula membesarkan pakain. Jadi tidak hairan, kita sentiasa 'besar" hehehe. Penyelesaiannya, perlu banyak bersenam selepas ini.

Enggan sara kekasih malas [ HMetro ] SAYA merancang bertunang dengan H tidak lama lagi. Semuanya berjalan lancar hinggalah H berhenti kerja hujung bulan lalu. Sebelum itu saya menanggung semua perbelanjaan H . Kerana mahu dia berubah, saya rela menanggung kesusahan. Saya berpangkat lebih tinggi sementara dia susah mendapat pekerjaan kerana tiada kelulusan. Namun saya tetap menyimpan harapan dia bekerja bersungguh-sungguh untuk memperbaiki status kehidupan sekarang. Oleh kerana kewangan H tidak stabil, saya membuat pinjaman menguruskan majlis pertunangan ini. Pada masa sama, saya terpaksa mencari pendapatan tambahan untuk melangsaikan pinjaman terbabit. Berikutan kerap menjadi tempat bergantung, saya tidak puas hati dengan H. Saya bertambah tertekan kerana sebaik pinjaman diluluskan, H terus berhenti kerja. Ini menyebabkan saya tersinggung dengan sikap lepas tangan H . Saya bukan ingin mengungkit, tetapi betul-betul kecewa dengan sikap H. Saya turut meminjam...

Once, twice or trice or more, in our life we would meet a cork suxking jerk. When I entered main camp, back in the early 2000, I happened to share a room with a final year jerk who's been kicked out of his room's after getting caught stealling from his roommate. It was a room of four, the other two was ok except this thief. Actually that partition wasn't even his. It was for another junior who never showed up. At first this jerkly moronic thief was ok, and i stupidly belief his story of him being framed, sadly. He mind his business and i mind mine so as the other 2 seniors which now make 3 with me the only junior. i don't even recalled what he looks like or what his name is, because i don't care, i just want to live in peace, but i do know and remebered the other two. Just when I think it wont get any worse,,,, It does! unfortunately. One day i made a mistake, the other two seniors were ok, ah small matter for junior who just ente...

Warning! Post ini ada unsur 18PL, read at your own risk. Sekarang sedang kecoh pasal isu JAIS, murtad, Bible dalam bahasa Melayu, kalimah ALLAH oleh Christian dan sebagainya. Jadi aku terlintas di fikiran untuk menaip satu post yang ada kena mengena dengan isu ini. Post ini bukan untuk menyokong mana-mana pihak tetapi dari sudut perspektif dan pengalaman yang aku alami sendiri. Bila bercerita mengenai murtad, aku sendiri ada pengalaman, iaitu ada orang cuba untuk men"twist" akidah aku. Benda ni dah lama, masa mula-mula masuk universiti dulu. Masa tu aku kenal dengan 2 orang bukan Islam, seorang Raj, baik orangnya, aku selau berbual dengan dia. Seorang lagi nama All (bukan nama sebenar). All ni yang cuba twist aku. Perkara ni berlaku dalam kelas. All tulis perkatan "DOG" kat buku nota dan suruh aku baca. Aku baca apa yang dia tulis. Selepas tu dia cakap suruh aku terbalikan perkataan tu, aku cakap "GOD" tiba-tiba dia cakap "apa awak ni, cakap GOD...

Oleh: Cik Maryam kau gila aku nak kahwin dengan dia?! Perempuan macam dia aku buat main dulu kasi warm up dulu. Then bila nak cari bini aku cari yang alim2 gitu baru masyuk! Gelak2 sambil menjongket2 kening. [ Sambung baca sini ] Amek kao kena kasut kah kah kah...

After receiving Astro bill this month, I noticed that astro did go ahead with the increment despite objections from a lot of people. Corporate is above the law. I contacted them intending to terminate the service but they told me that i can't do that since I'm an under one year user thus still enslaved chained to an agreement I sign up earlier, an agreement in favour of astro that did mention the user cannot unsubscribe under one year. To be fair Astro too have to be bind by agreement that it cannot impose new rate to all under one year subscriber since that particular user do not have the freedom of unsubscribing. Their service is not really that good, the latest sponge bob was shown on tv3 first before astro and most of its show such as world richest people and pimp my ride was 5 years older, plus the number of its commercial break nearly catching up with TV3's. But who cares Astro will not hear anybody. Astro is too big, too arogant and have small dick.

Chinese married couple clueless about sex Other News & Views by LEE YEN MUN, NG SI HOOI and A.RAMAN A HIGHLY educated couple, in their 30s from Hubei, China, thought that the wife would get pregnant by sleeping on the same bed, Sin Chew Daily reported. Prior to their marriage, the couple did not dare hold hands and kiss as they thought the woman would get pregnant by doing so, reported a China newspaper Chu Tian Jin Bao. However, the couple decided to seek medical advice after the wife, who holds a masters degree, could not conceive. They have been married for three years. The doctor was shocked to learn about their “sex life”. The husband, who has a doctoral degree, said they were too focused on their studies. ~STAR GF: Ridiculous... that is why this thing is call basic instinct or animal instinct it is learnt naturally like food consumption and need for shelter etc.

Penyakit malas blogging aku dah datang balik da hahaha. Tapi takpe aku cuba juga hehehe. Dalam post ini aku ada dua cerita yang ingin dikongsi dengan semua. Cerita yang pertama.  Baru-baru ni aku pergi ke bank dengan mak. Disebabkan susah nak dapat parking, hanya mak yang masuk ke bank dan aku hanya menunggu di dalam kereta. Pada masa itu jam menunjukkan pukul 1 tengah hari. Di sebelah kanan aku ada deretan kedai dan yang paling hampir dengan aku ialah sebuah klinik dan dua buah kedai menjual peralatan seperti enjin air, mesin potong rumput dan sebagainya. Aku terpandang satu tulisan di pintu klinik tersebut, "REHAT 1.00 TGH/HARI - 2.30 PTG". tidak lama selepas itu, salah seorang pemilik kedai yang menjual barang-barang peralatan di sebelah klinik keluar dan menutup kedainya. Bila sudah menutup kedainya, digantung sekeping papan kecil yang bertulis "REHAT 1.00 PTG HINGGA 2.30 PTG". Kedai yang menjual peralatan satu lagi aku lihat takde tanda-tanda yang pemi...

Dekat sebulan aku tak post kat blog ni. Bukan apa, malas je hahaha. Secara rasminya aku telah sebulan bertukar ISP (internet servis provider) daripada wireless internet (Celcom) kepada wired internet (TM Streamyx) .Ada banyak cerita sebenarnya pasal aku bertukar ISP ni, dari first time isi borang, sampai ke pemasangan kat rumah. Post ni aku hanya akan cerita pasal selepas pemasangan je. Selepas lebih 3 minggu menunggu (next post aku cerita pasal 3 minggu ni) dapat lah aku guna Streamyx kat rumah. Aku ambik pakej Block Buster yang 1Mbps. Aku dapat 1 telefon cordless jenama Motorola dan boleh call unlimited ke semua fix line dan juga modem wifi jenama D-Link. Cerita pasal servis, kira TM better sikit je berbanding dengan Celcom Broadband. Kalau buat speed test boleh dapat sampai 1.6 Mbps. Kira bagus walapun register untuk 1 Mbps tapi dapat lebih dari tu. Masa guna Celcom dulu bila buat speed test jarang dapat lebih 600 Kbps (lepas problem tak boleh pakai 3 minggu baru boleh dapat atas 1 ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a year older than me. In 1989 while I was in standard three in the middle of my primary education, Jennifer played a role in Disney's kids incorporated she was 10. In 1992, I'm in standard 6, in my final year of primary education before leaving for secondary school, Jennifer appeared in a comedy film, Munchie, stars Andrew Steven and Loni Anderson. Ah how life excited in two different ways. 1993, I went to a boarding school in Pokok Sena, to begins my form 1 education and life as pre teen while across the globe, Jennifer played Margaret, a pre teen soon join the school choir, in sister act 2 stars Whoopi Goldberg. 1997, SPM year and last days in school, last days to wear uniform after 11 year plus. while i was struggling for my SPM examination, Jennifer at last got a leading role in I know what you did last summer and it's a box office hit. Year 2000, I entered the main campus after two years in matriculation to further my bachelor degree, i'm 2...

Perhatian! Post kali ni ada unsur-unsur politik (sikit je). Read at your own risk. Hujung minggu lepas, aku telah pergi bersama keluarga ke Terengganu untuk melawat sedara mara yang ahli kelurganya mengalami kematian. Sedara mara yang ni aku tak berapa kenal sangat sebab tinggal jauh dan aku memang jumpa sekali dua je sebelum ni. Diceritakan arwah (lelaki) ni meninggal di hospital KT. Kata ahli keluarga dia lagi, arwah ni nampak sihat dua dan tiga hari sebelum tu. Masa tu macam-macam dia nak makan, tiba-tiba je pada waktu subuh sakit (sakit jantung) dia datang balik dan terus dia "pergi". Sudah ajal dia tapi dah banyak kali dah aku dengar pasal sakit dan mati tiba-tiba ni, terutamanya golongan lelaki umur 40-an keatas. Disebabkan hari tu hari jumaat, jadi secara automatiknya kena la pergi masjid. Tak jauh pun, belakang rumah sedara tu je. Time khutbah jumaat, itulah kali pertama aku tengok Imam Melayu (sebelum ni Imam foreigner) baca khutbah langsung tak tengok teks, mata pan...

Korean drama fan ends up being raped by duo A KOREAN drama fan was gang-raped after she followed a man she befriended on the Internet to his house to watch a Korean drama series. Sin Chew Daily reported that the incident took place at about 10pm on Tuesday at a house in Bandar Manjalara, Kuala Lumpur. She met the man for the first time on Tuesday and he persuaded her to follow him home to watch a new Korean drama series he had just bought. She was left alone to watch the drama in a room. A few moments later, the man suddenly entered and raped her. When he was through, his housemate then raped her. Police are looking for both men. ~star

Semasa memandu hari ni, aku terpandang kat meter mileage kereta. Sudah 39,xxx KM rupanya. Tak lama lagi confirm kena servis jawabnya. Servis kereta termasuk antara perkara yang aku tak suka sebenarnya. Buka malas nak drive kereta ke workshop tapi sebab ada kemungkinan aku akan perang mulut kat situ. Aku bukan kaki gaduh tapi sebab dah banyak kali workshop ambil kesempatan, jadi aku akan betul-betul berkira. Tiap kali nak servis aku mesti check betul-betul list yang dia bagi. Aku akan tanya setiap apa yang dalam list tu. Tukar minyak hitam pun aku akan pastikan workshop tu guna minyak hitam dari botol dan bukan dari tong dram (ada workshop guna minyak hitam dari tong drum untuk dapat untung banyak). Minyak hitam yang lebih pun aku akan mintak balik, aku dah bayar jadi tu memang hak aku. Daripada workshop tu kumpul yang lebih tu banyak-banyak sampai boleh isi kat pelanggan lain, baik aku mintak balik. Cerita pasal pengalaman, ada sekali aku nak buat first servis kereta aku. Aku tak pua...

illustration by Jo Qusary When I was little (back in the mid 80's) I used to stand in front of the mirror and I always wonder if there is another world, another realm out there inside the mirror, the realm of reflection. I used to stare for a few minutes at the mirror not looking at myself but what is behind my reflection. Fortunately the mirror was position in front of the window so its capture the landscape outside the window. I stare and I stare, hardly looking for a sign of life in the mirror's realm, and never get lucky, not until one day. One day, I looked so hard into the mirror as if i was looking through it when suddenly I saw little people on the branch of the asam renda tree. (I don't know if this plant still exist today) because there was no more around my house when i return a few years back after graduate and all. The asam renda tree was tall because it reach the second floor of our kampung house which is built on a tiang, back then, now we get rid of the stai...

China will grow larger. If U played command and conquer, general, zero hour, u'll noticed this phrase been uttered by Chinese units in the game. Wonder what's subliminal messaging the US wants to convey to the world about the mighty China. Wonder what China could not clone from tomahawk missile to eggs. EGGS!?. Yes eggs. They cloned eggs. They actually made artificial eggs. Eggs that is meant to be eaten not some decoration or for display eggs. Eggs to be eaten are cloned for profit. Now that's bio technology. Now to those who still wonder who comes first, chicken or egg. The answer is in China. Its egg, definitely.

Teenager gang-raped after meeting Facebook pal Compiled by BEH YUEN HUI, WONG PEK MEI and A. RAMAN A 14-year-old girl who met a friend she knew through Facebook ended up being gang-raped by nine people. Tamil Nesan reported that the teenager, who lives in a flat in Pantai Dalam, Kuala Lumpur, slipped out to see the friend without her parents' knowledge last Saturday. After they met up, they decided to go to someone's house in Cheras with another guy who drove them there. Three men were waiting for them at the house. One of them hugged and kissed the girl as she entered the house but she pushed him away. However, he forced himself on her and raped her. He then called four other friends and all of them took turns to rape the girl throughout the day. ~star

Aku dah lama tak jogging. Dah hampir 2 bulan atau lebih kot aku tak jogging, aku sendiri pun tak ingat. Bila aku jogging balik, aku tengok padi dah menguning dan dalam proses menuai. Kalau dulu orang menuai padi cara traditional tapi sekarang semua pakai jentera, jimat masa. Sebut pasal Emas Hijau, aku rasa mesti ada yang blur. Emas Kuning (emas) orang dah biasa dengar. Emas Hitam (petroleum) pun majoriti tahu. Tapi bila Emas Hijau, emas yang di curi toyol kot hahaha. Mudah cerita emas hijau ni makanan, tak kira tumbuhan, haiwan atau ikan. Manusia boleh hidup tanpa emas dan petroleum tapi bila makanan takde, tinggal rangka la jawabnya. Sekarang mungkin makanan mencukup tapi pada masa depan mungkin sebaliknya. Apa yang aku tengok sekarang banyak tanah dah jadi kawasan perumahan. Tanah sawah padi pun kena. Tambah dengan tanah terbiar, jadi makin kurang la lombong emas hijau. Ramai yang anggap emas hijau ni tak kan buat orang kaya. Bagi aku macam mana nak kaya, kat negara luar buat ladan...

Aku jarang buka fb semenjak beruk band yang aku guna slow macam !@#$%& 3 minggu lepas. Asyik kena reload page sampai 2 dan 3 kali, terus takde mood dan off komputer. Kelmarin dapat la aku buka fb dengan sekali klik. Tak lama lepas aku buka fb seorang kawan private message aku. "Lama tak online fb, dah insaf ke?" tanya kawan aku. "macam mana nak online .....com beruk band aku slow gila" jawab aku. "Kau masih aktif karate lagi ke?" tanya kawan aku lagi. "Aku last dengan kau la, yang kena tumbuk kat hidung sampai berdarah time tournament uitm dulu. Sekarang karate nyamuk je hahaha" balas aku. "Aku nak karate orang ni, kau nak join tak?" cakap kawan aku lagi. Lama juga aku chat dengan kawan aku ni. Jadi ni yang aku boleh ringkaskan, tambah ayat yang dia cakap. Kawan aku ni baru dapat tanah yang di beri oleh neneknya. Tak besar pun katanya tapi cukup la untuk buat sebuah rumah. Yang menjadi masalahnya mak sedara dia dan anak-anaknya y...

Hampir 3 minggu aku makan tak basah dan mandi tak kenyang. Semua ni gara-gara BERUK BAND yang aku guna selama ni slow macam !@%&*. Dia punya slow sampai nak buka page kena reload banyak kali. Aku tak kisah kalau setakat 2 atau 3 hari, yang jadi masalahnya hampir 3 minggu. Bila call customer servis, lagi buat aku sakit hati. "Encik dah lebih quota ni, sebab tu slow" kata salah seorang customer servis, skip jawapan yang biasa orang akan dengar. Masalahnya aku tak dapat pun mesej yang aku dah lebih koata. Semenjak aku pakai BERUK BAND ni selama setahun lebih, ni first time problem paling lama dan takde notif pun kalau aku dah lebih koata. Sebab dah tension aku plan nak mintak cerai dan ambik Streamyx. Apa yang aku survey kat internet, Streamyx kalau servis problem kita boleh apply untuk dapat rebat. Tapi yang paling kelakarnya, tau-tau je aku nak mintak cerai, speed dia tiba-tiba laju balik malam semalam. Pada pandangan aku ISP kat Malaysia patut mengutamakan "Connectio...

The man who sold the world. There is a character among us at work that truly materialized the phrase talk is cheap. He spoke highly of himself of being expert in anything and everything yet contradict to what he accomplished and portrayed in his day to day living. One day I heard from word of mouth that he is planning to leave, to transfer away. Out of concern an pitifulness, i lend my time of spending it with him every weekend. Since he is a man of social who cannot live alone and nor of solidarity. While i myself enjoys my solidarity very much and not of men who enjoys company. So every weekend we went lepaking at mamak stall or bowl. Every weekend ... until one day. When he sold my name at the cheapest and enjoyed doing so. I realized it's time to boogie..... In another event of his life. He was having difficulties so he let go many of his things including his ride. This, attract a concerned officemate to hire purchase (actually rent as the owner want it back when he doesn't...

Ye know, living among stupid could cost u something. For instance your life, precious moment of your life might be taken or rob from u to be exact. Like postal age, privacy, or your could end up single and live alone for the rest of your life, I heard from a radio show of a three sisters now age the youngest is 55 end up single just because when they're young they have to abide to their xxx rules/ norm, very long sad story that cause me to pull over and cried for a while and end up arriving late to work,,, damn. anyway It is all because some of us live among stupid. Back in my neighborhood where each house can only afford two cars space-conomally. Still they're stupid who are ignorance and live to make others life miserable. If u happens to have more than two cars, by all mean u should park that additional car somewhere that will not bother anybody else. But as the saying goes, uneducated will be uneducated. They would intentionally or unintentionally end up becoming others pai...

Kalau kat Jepun, lewat seminit dah dianggap lambat. Kat Britain lewat 10 minit baru dianggap lambat tapi kat Malaysia ni macam tak ada had masa untuk lambat je. Lewat lebih sejam pun selamba je. Alasan paling biasa, jalan jem atau public transport lambat sampai. Lebih suka orang yang cepat inform dia akan lambat daripada dah sampai baru dok sibuk-sibuk nak cakap kenapa lambat.

Petang tadi aku tengok ada miss call dari seorang kawan kat telefon aku. Aku telefon balik, perkataan yang pertama aku dengar bukan "Assalamualaikum", "Salam" atau "Helo" tapi "Jahanam punya Melayu". "Wei ko kata aku jahanam, hampeh ko" balas aku balik. "Bukan ko la tp orang lain" kata kawan aku tu. "Apa cite ni, marah semacam je?" tanya aku lagi. "Aku bengang dengan sorang mangkuk ni" jawab kawan aku. "Cerita la wei, aku pun nak tahu jugak" kata aku lagi. "Begini, minggu lepas ada sorang kontraktor mintak tolong aku siapkan projek dia. Dia cakap dia akan bayar semua kos untuk gaji dan lain-lain semua. Aku dah siapkan semua dah" kata kawan aku lagi. "Dia tak bayar ke?" tanya aku lagi. "Bayar tapi bayar tak cukup" jawab kawan aku. "Tak cukup macam mana?" tanya aku lagi. "Ada ke dia bayar RM 800 je, aku mintak RM 1500. Aku bayar gaji pekerja dah RM 400, ...

Libya adalah negara Islam ke tiga yang di serang Amerika dan konco-konconya selepas Afghanistan dan Iraq. Apakah motif mereka menguasai negara-negara minyak atau sebagai landasan untuk menyerang negara Islam pengeluar minyak? Umum mengetahui, Iraq dan Afghanistan bersempadan dengan Iran. Sememangnya kebergantungan negara barat terhadap bahan api yang dikeluarkan negara-negara arab dan Islam sudah lama menjadi topik hangat dan kebimbangan antara mereka. Bejuta-juta dolar telah dilaburkan dalam mencari alternatif lain daripada minyak, wujudlah green technology, hybrid, bio diesel dan sebagainya, namun setakat ini hanya menunjukkan tanda-tanda awal sahaja dan belum boleh digunakan sepenuhnya. Justeru negara-negara barat dalam usaha menakluki dunia dan ketakutan kepada China dan Korea utara berusaha secara halus dan kasar, zahir dan batin menakluki sumber-sumber asli kerana takut ia jatuh ke tangan musuh-musuh mereka. Dajjal sudah datang.

I spent most of my time today watching animax on astro. Animax is an exclusive channel dedicated to anime, cartoons originated from japan. One thing that all anime have in common despite whoever draw it are their eyes are wide. So I watched animax from dawn to dusk today. Finally I noticed one more thing they share, every anime wants to kill demon . Since I just watched anime today i couldn't recall any, but one thing that i couldn't shake off my mind is that they all (most of them) teenagers with special power that want to kill demon. Oh yes, Inuyasha, bleach, tower of .. to name a few. So after ultraman killed dinosaurs and many more killed demons, this world would.. should be a better place.

Salam berries, After the attack. I decided to subscribe astro. So i took learning, fun, and variety plus the basic excluding the sport channel. Pretty weird for a guy not to subscribe to the sport channel. But i figured out that this is where astro makes most of its money, through the sport channel, and i don't want to fall for it. After all for every major football event me and my friend would group up together and watch it at any mamak stall somewhere thus nobody watch it at home. So here i had contributed to green energy and saved before the great depression or maybe the flood. Hey i'm not trying to cause panic, look around, the OPEC countries are in debacle, the oil price is hiking. Back in the 80's not many can afford cars thus car resemble prestige, one day not many want a car because of its unaffordable gas. Then their was the earth quake in japan that cause tsunami. The world is at its end. Be prepared.

Maaf lah jika ada yang perasan setiap apa yang aku post, intro nya nampak teruk. Intro teruk pun tak kisah kan, bukannya untuk masuk pertandingan essei terbaik hahaha. Alang-alang intro dah teruk, aku start dengan petang tadi aku pergi ke rumah pakcik aku. Dekat je, dalm 1 KM lebih. Tengah tunggu pakcik aku pulang, aku terpandang sekumpulan budak lelaki sedang bermain bola sepak. Di sebelah tepi padang aku melihat ada 4 orang budak perempuan sedang duduk di meja batu sambil membaca buku. Buku apa yang di baca aku tidak pasti tapi yang penting mereka sedang membaca buku hahaha. Aku terfikir, patut lah ramai betul perempuan kat mana-mana universiti, dok baca buku saja kerjanya. Yang budak-budak lelaki lebih suka telan pil kuda, modified motor, race motor, gaduh dengan guru, jadi samseng dan bayak lagi, buat sakit jari je aku taip banyak-banyak. Aku rasa lepas ni kalau kerajaan buat koata untuk lelaki masuk universiti pun tak guna aku rasa. Sebab mereka sendiri yang tak nak. Kena ada cara...

Pagi tadi aku breakfast dengan pekerja-pekerja abah aku. Banyak yang dibualkan tapi satu je topik yang melekat kat fikiran aku, sakit mental atau gila. Pada mulanya aku hanya bertanya kenapa Joey (bukan nama sebenar)salah seorang pekerja abah aku berlakuan pelik. "Dia tu gila " jawab Don (bukan nama sebenar), "Tapi dia bukan gila semula jadi tapi gila sebab kena buatan orang" tambah Don lagi. Dari apa yang Don ceritakan pasal Joey ni aku boleh ringkaskan, Joey ni tinggal dengan adik lelaki dia dan emaknya. Bapanya dah lama meninggal dunia. Adik lelaki dia tu juga gila sama seperti Joey. Dua beradik ni jadi gila sebab ada orang yang tidak berpuas hati, pasal perempuan. Adik Joey mengurat tunang orang dan dia tak tau perempuan tu dah tunang. Jadi tunang perempuan tu tak puas hati terus di bomohnya kedua-dua beradik tu. Bila difikirkan balik, jahat gila orang yang bomoh dua beradik tu jadi gila. Menzalimi dan menganayai orang . Setakat pukul sudah lah, ni di bomohn...